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<FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>Las frases de bart en el pizarr&oacute;n
(en ingles):</FONT></FONT>

<P><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not waste chalk</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not aim for the head</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not skateboard in the halls</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not barf unless I'm sick</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not burp in class</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not expose the ignorance
of the faculty</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not instigate revolution</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's
lounge</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not conduct my own fire drills</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I did not see Elvis</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will return the seeing-eye dog</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Funny noises are not funny</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not call my teacher `Hot
Cakes'</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not snap bras</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Garlic gum is not funny</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not fake seizures</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- They are laughing at me, not with
me</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- This punishment is not boring and
meaningless</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not yell "fire" in a crowded
classroom</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- My name is not Dr. Death</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not encourage others to fly</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not defame New Orleans</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not fake my way through life</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not prescribe medication</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Tar is not a plaything</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not bury the new kid</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not Xerox my butt</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not teach others to fly</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- It's potato, not potatoe</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not bring sheep to class</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not trade pants with others</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- A burp is not an answer</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- The cafeteria deep fryer is not
a toy</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I am not a 32 year old woman</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Teacher is not a leper</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not do that thing with my
tongue</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Coffee is not for kids</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not drive the principal's
car</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not eat things for money</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not pledge allegiance to
Bart</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not yell "She's Dead" during
roll call</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not sell school property</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- The principal's toupee is not a
frisbee</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not cut corners</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not squeak chalk</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I do not have diplomatic immunity</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not charge admission to the
bathroom</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not get very far with this
attitude</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Goldfish don't bounce</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not make flatulent noises
in class</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Mud is not one of the 4 food groups</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not belch the National Anthem</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- No one is interested in my underpants</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not sell land in Florida</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not sell miracle cures</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not grease the monkey bars</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Underwear should be worn on the
inside</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not hide behind the Fifth
Amendment</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- The Christmas pageant does not stink</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not do anything bad ever
again</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not torment the emotionally
frail</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not show off</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not call the principal "spud
head"</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not carve gods</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not sleep through my education</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not spank others</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I am not a dentist</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not bribe Principal Skinner</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Spitwads are not free speech</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will finish what I start</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Nobody likes sunburn slappers</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- High explosives and school don't
mix</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Hamsters cannot fly</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- All work and no play makes Bart
a dull boy</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not say "Springfield" just
to get applause</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I am not authorized to fire substitute
teachers</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- My homework was not stolen by a
one-armed man</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not go near the kindergarden
turtle</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I am not deliciously saucy</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Organ transplants are best left
to the professionals</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not send lard through the
mail</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not use abbrev.</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Five days is not too long to wait
for a gun</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Adding "just kidding" doesn't make
it okay to insult the Principal</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Indian burns are not our cultural
heritage</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- There are plenty of businesses like
show business</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not dissect things unless
instructed</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not hang donuts on my person</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- No one wants to hear my armpits</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not celebrate meaningless
milestones</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not strut around like I own
the place</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Next time it could be me on the
scaffolding</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- The Good Humor man can only be pushed
so far</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will stop talking about the twelve
inch pianist</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I am not a lean mean spitting machine</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- The Pledge of Allegiance does not
end with Hail Satan</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will not whittle hall passes out
of soap</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Wedgies are unhealthy for children
and other living things</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I do not have power of attorney
over first graders</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I am not the reincarnation of Sammy
Davis Jr</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I am not certified to remove asbestos</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- "Bagman" is not a legitimate career
choice</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- I will remember to take my</FONT></FONT>&nbsp;<FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>
medication</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- The boys room is not a water park</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Beans are neither fruit nor musical</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Nerve gas is not a toy</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- The First Amendment does not cover
burping</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze
him hard enough</FONT></FONT>
<BR><FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>- Cursive writing does not mean</FONT></FONT>
<FONT FACE="Akbar"><FONT SIZE=+1>what I think it does</FONT></FONT>
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